In response to the executive order by the Princess of Flipside, the Flipsonian Institute of Improper Ideology seeks to correct imbalances to the historical narrative and educate the citizens of Pyropolis on what actually happened to them, whether or not that’s how they remember it.
Our science funding was cut this year because of the support of human made climate change and the planetarium demolished although we retained the telescope through private grants and supporters like you! We hope to expand our private donor program to tailor of content more to their needs.
We added a new National Archive and Natural History Museum to accurately document the history of Flipside. We welcome the new exhibit “The Rise and Fall of the ISHian Empire” exploring the ancient probably alien culture of ISH, the true story has been hidden because of the museums previous woke ideology refusing to acknowledge the possibility of alien activity.
We also restored the Brit-ish museum after reversing the prohibition of collecting art for “cultural study” purposes. All current items will now be considered on permanent loan and repatriating processes will cease.
The Museum of Flipside Controversies exposes the vast number of improper ideologies and divisive narratives of the past that we must face to move forward to a peaceful and unified community.
Chupacabra story hour on Sunday will explore the days of lawlessness and true freedom once experienced at Flipside before it was taken over by those that wish to silence them.
Our LGBTQ+ zoo exhibit is in the process of rehiring heterosexual animals that experienced discrimination under our misguided DEI programs, but moving animals around is hard.
Over the past decade we have seen a concerted and widespread effort by radical elements to rewrite Pyropolis' history, replacing objective facts with a distorted narrative to make us feel bad driven by ideology rather than truth. We at the Institute don’t like feeling bad. Therefore, only the Institute can be trusted to revise this revisionist history into a completely accurate Visionist History(tm).
The great minds at the Institute are untouched by bias, a state which we scrupulously maintain by keeping our heads up our asses at all times. Truth and sanity will be restored by as many meetings as necessary. We strive to create a solemn and uplifting public institution to remind Flipizens of our extraordinary heritage, consistent progress toward becoming a more perfect community, and unmatched record of advancing liberty, accountability, and human flourishing
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